👉 A 'ambi bean' is like a cross between a bizarre alien veggie and a superhero's secret weapon - it's basically an edible, spiky, extraterrestrial bean with the power to either grant superpowers or cause existential dread, depending on who you ask. Imagine a bean that could make you invisible, but only if you're not wearing sunglasses because, let's face it, that's just asking for trouble.
Example sentence with a twist: "When the mambi bean finally made its way onto the menu, customers reported an unsettling feeling of cosmic insignificance - like they just witnessed the universe's existential crisis and were about to go for a deep breath."
